Toddler Black Farts
Pew! What’s that smell?
Oh, it’s just the best shirt in the game.
This midweight kids tee is soft, breathable, and cut to keep up — from butt-blasting backyard sprints to silent-but-deadly story time stealth missions. The classic crew neckline and durable tubular knit hold their shape wash after wash, so it won’t poof out on you.
Made from gentle U.S. cotton that’s easy on sensitive skin, with a ribbed collar that stays put, shoulder tape that keeps the sleeves from going wind-ward, and tear-away pearlized labels so there’s no scratchy tag to blame it on.
Available in a blast of color combos to match every little stinker’s style.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggles, frequent butt-trumpet sound effects, and the sudden urge to declare yourself Team Farts Captain.
Zero filter. 100% gas.
Product features
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for softness (fiber content varies by color)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) for breathability and easy movement
- Side seams provide structure and a neat fit
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- Heather and athletic color blends include polyester for stretch and durability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Side seams
Side seams form the structure and shape of the garment
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dry clean.
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